Little Jack Warner
Sat in the corner
Sucking his thumb
Until it was numb
Who says Sepp Blatter
Is any better
Than the rest
Of the fifa pest?
I can hold a candela
To their Mandela
As for that Tutu
I’m an Indian Guru!
If cousins across the sea
Gift dollars to the west indies
What’s that little bit
Got to do with football kit?
After all said and done
The money is spent and gone.
I vex, pot, stop in your track!
Never ever call the kettle black!!!
Kole Omotoso writes from Akure.
